Where Wax Figures Happen...

Every now and then something happens that just ticks me off. You know, like every time Manu Ginobili flops, or every time Robert Horry wins another cherry-picked championship ring, or when they change the actress playing Vivian on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air without a word, as if she just got taller and lighter overnight.
Well, this is one of those moments. Apparently, Madame Tussaud's wax museum in D.C. decided to make a wax figure of an NBA player...Gilbert Arenas? What? That's right, Gilbert "Agent Zero worth for the money we're paying you" Arenas. Now I'm not saying his injuries are his fault or that he isn't a great player, but I used to think only the most distinguished got inducted into Tussaud's wax museum. I mean we're talking George W. and the Jonas Brothers here, this isn't just an honor you hand out like a raffle ticket. Arenas? Maybe just because he plays in Washington, but so did Jordan, is there a wax figure of Jordan in a Wizards jersey? (No really, is there? I'd like to know)
Anyway, at least Arenas donated one of his own jerseys to the cause. Still, makes me want to go to D.C., pose with the Duke Ellington figure and burn Arenas' figure to the ground...but slowly...and with one of those peppermint scented candles...